Saturday, November 30, 2013

Movie review, Gravity 3D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG...that was the worst movie ever, EVERYTHING drug on and on and on and on and on and on....everybody except Sandra Bullock died EARLY and like punks. I was there cause a friend wanted to see it and no one would go, as a Godi I am obligated to do little things like this, HOWEVER if you like Sandra Bullock, if you think she is anywhere on the HOT scale, run do not walk to this movie, she is in zero gravity for 80% of the show so you are looking up and down her body as she spins around and around and around, Half an hour into the movie she takes off her space suit and is floating around in a tank top and those little shorts volleyball players wear, and she is floating around and around and around and in the end she gets wet. 3D yawn a pen floats by a wrench floats by bla bla. not my movie but got a load of orlog (karma) points, always good,, actually not even a "chick flick", but Underworld, Electra, Ultra Violet etc. are my ideal of "chick Flicks".

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Thor 2 the review

GO SEE IT !!!do not wait for the DVD, except to buy it, it is the BEST MOVIE EVER !!!!!!! , Sif is fuckin hot!!!!!!!!!! and she is the same actress, for all of us over 50 Frigg is fuckin hot!!!!!!!!!! and she is the same actress, these women are highlighted more and KICK ASS the action is great, you will laugh you will cry, and for all of us who are Vanatru they use all the world names,,,!!!!! For those of you who worship Heimdall just sleep out side the theater, and he is the same actor!!!!!!!!!!!!!Matinees at the big box theaters are $7.00 and yes ladies there is serious male Asatru beefcake for you...and...seriously it was a good time, I was shocked, the ads did the movie justice. a good time for you and your witch, the kids can come, but why,? have fun with your witch or warlock.....GOOD MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh...sorry about the profanity...

Saturday, October 5, 2013

Movie and thanks

Pagans
, witcjes,warlocks, magik curious.
If you stopped by the Albuquerque Pagan Pride day I want to thank you, if you donated food you saw my face thank you much you fed a lot of people for at least a month. Iron man 3 GOOD take Micky Rourke and Scarlet Johansen out of  Iron man 2 and it would be better, I am a LONG time Mandarin fan, comic books or the cartoon, as a rule I am a solid Bat guy, but when the mandarin  shows I always am interested, I didn't like how he was portrayed later in he movie but it grew on me cause the actor was really good. defiantly worth $1.20 at red-box.  Oh GI Joe Retaliation, good, Pain and Gain really disturbing.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

HAppy New Year ie: my birthday

Unlike all the rest of the world my new year starts September 3rd, the day I was born, When I do my Norse ritual I love to include three things, a brag, a boast and a oath, a Brag, if any of you are in or around Albuquerque New Mexico, on September 29th is the Pagan Pride event, Bataan Park bring a can of food for the homeless. November 8th I will be doing rune readings at the 1st Unitarian church Carlisle and Comanche, then at the same place on the 9th we will be doing a arts and crafts / psychic faire same place. A boast. I was leaving my bank and the only two vehicles in the parking lot was mine and a new ford explorer with Jesus stickers on the bumpers, the windows were about 3" down. When I open my door a little yappy dog jumped up on the arm rest, scared the shit out of me. At that point I had a true evil thought.on the seat of my truck was a sports bottle with water in it. if I had squirted his little ass and the arm rest when his owners arrived they would kick his little ass, and would not realize there was no smell till well after, there were no other cars or people in the lot, a true evil thought, did no do it.. getting soft in my golden years..my oath...that will change, and I will keep you posted. 

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

new crap, old ways

I have not done a post in a long time because i upgraded to a laptop...it only took me a week to get the date and time right and the wallpaper I want in. I am personally waiting for "the comet" to fly over and wipe out the technology, I do not beleve it will destroy all technology, what is hard wired or steam run, and will survive, but it will throw us back far enough to where we will hav like CB s and total steam punk equipment. I do not think there is enough water to power all things but we will be more healthy riding on bicycles connected to generators to keep batteries charged for lighting open pit or bar-b-Que dinners, creative ways to store food and a lot more folks gardening and community gatherings (?) law enforcement will be like in the "wild" west but all civilizations worked through this and the smart people will survive the "idiots" will be in jail or just hanged. Myself and three friends prayed to Thor and Albuquerque has so much rain the nits stopped bitching about the drought and are now bitching about their yards flooding,The gods and agoddesses are still out there and we will survive, zombies or not. :-)  

Sunday, July 21, 2013

radio / music stations

AS a Norse / Ceremonial Warlock my music is not rand B. I like metal. I have seen Metallica 3 times. Ozfest twice. I have all Kitties albums, and yea the new Black Sabbath cooks. Lita ford is still the hottest metal woman in my universe. Joan Jett still makes me hot. But I really recommend Pandora Radio. it is a free app, it costs if you do not want commercials, which I do want it anchors me to Middlert. you can go in and choose a radio station I chose Viking radio, in the metal group, EVERY SONG KICKS. not all are in English, but then I like Rammstien a lot, they do a killer take on Snow White called "Sonne" "Dieses Lied", she spanks them and snorts gold. You can check it out on U tube, anyway check out Viking Radio, metal category on Pandora..Oh Jack the Giant-slayer.so - so. it was not really worth the $1.28 Redbox I paid, not really gritty enough for me.

Sunday, July 7, 2013

money spell

Before I get into this I have another movie review the prefect chick / dude flick, your heart will break in the end the hero evolves and the "kung-fu" action is so really good all I have to say is the main star is Jet Li, the movie is the Sorcerer and the white snake. there are subtitles which wash out in the light scenes but that means nothing, committed witch / warlocks etc will really like this movie.
Now money spells. the three most petitioned spells in man kind are in this order money, love, revenge. casinos are built to push fate and chance for money, porn is to push an ideal of love and Hollywood is making countless millions in revenge images.
If you are any version of Christian forget this. Christ got after Judas for his ideals on money, he also sold out Christ for silver money. Don't bother with the King Solomon  that was old Testament, You are living in the new dispensation. a money spell may get you a job but it will not be from you calling on Jesus, in his words he has gone to be with his father and has left you his spirit to help, so suck it up and go work overtime.
Oh and the casinos, I sure your spirit will show favor in a building that pays in shinny silver discs, actually I think if Christians gave their change away to the homeless begging on the street it would help, the distaste of silver and all.
 The rest of you here is your formula, green, red, white candles, a clean table in a clean room, sweep with incense, Solomon seal, five finger grass and  dragon's blood, burn the incense so there is a toxic cloud of death,smoke has to get in EVERY CORNER OF THE ROOM sparse furniture, no pictures of family or friends ( their energy may be adverse to your spell work)set the candle at each corner corresponding with the same elements and direction, leave the incense burning even when it goes out leave it. only change ANYTHING when you feel the spell has occurred.A image of your God or Goddess on the alter, if you do not believe in Gods or Goddesses a picture of your Hero, Batman, Wonder woman, whoever,
and oh put your finest on the alter not just anything. draw a pentagram in the center put a silver coin at each point the lines intersect. once you have done this take a bath, add salt Pete to the water and think about your bank account and wallet. sit in the water based on your holy number , in the Norse it would be 3, 6, 9 minutes etc.put on cloths with the same colors as the candles or do not dress at all.
feeling sexually aroused is a good sign. However this is not sex magik, do not touch anyone.
say out loud what you want, and say it like you mean it, declare it while lighting the candles in the order of your faith, if it is in the Norse and you worship Freyja you would start in the west. when you finish make sure anyone in the house does not defile the alter. keep the words you spoke in the water constantly on your mind and lips. visualization and belief are the keys.
think of this like you are looking for a job. and believe in it like you would believe you will find a job.