Movie and thanks

Pagans
, witcjes,warlocks, magik curious.
If you stopped by the Albuquerque Pagan Pride day I want to thank you, if you donated food you saw my face thank you much you fed a lot of people for at least a month. Iron man 3 GOOD take Micky Rourke and Scarlet Johansen out of  Iron man 2 and it would be better, I am a LONG time Mandarin fan, comic books or the cartoon, as a rule I am a solid Bat guy, but when the mandarin  shows I always am interested, I didn't like how he was portrayed later in he movie but it grew on me cause the actor was really good. defiantly worth $1.20 at red-box.  Oh GI Joe Retaliation, good, Pain and Gain really disturbing.

HAppy New Year ie: my birthday

Unlike all the rest of the world my new year starts September 3rd, the day I was born, When I do my Norse ritual I love to include three things, a brag, a boast and a oath, a Brag, if any of you are in or around Albuquerque New Mexico, on September 29th is the Pagan Pride event, Bataan Park bring a can of food for the homeless. November 8th I will be doing rune readings at the 1st Unitarian church Carlisle and Comanche, then at the same place on the 9th we will be doing a arts and crafts / psychic faire same place. A boast. I was leaving my bank and the only two vehicles in the parking lot was mine and a new ford explorer with Jesus stickers on the bumpers, the windows were about 3" down. When I open my door a little yappy dog jumped up on the arm rest, scared the shit out of me. At that point I had a true evil thought.on the seat of my truck was a sports bottle with water in it. if I had squirted his little ass and the arm rest when his owners arrived they would kick his little ass, and would not realize there was no smell till well after, there were no other cars or people in the lot, a true evil thought, did no do it.. getting soft in my golden years..my oath...that will change, and I will keep you posted. 

new crap, old ways

I have not done a post in a long time because i upgraded to a laptop...it only took me a week to get the date and time right and the wallpaper I want in. I am personally waiting for "the comet" to fly over and wipe out the technology, I do not beleve it will destroy all technology, what is hard wired or steam run, and will survive, but it will throw us back far enough to where we will hav like CB s and total steam punk equipment. I do not think there is enough water to power all things but we will be more healthy riding on bicycles connected to generators to keep batteries charged for lighting open pit or bar-b-Que dinners, creative ways to store food and a lot more folks gardening and community gatherings (?) law enforcement will be like in the "wild" west but all civilizations worked through this and the smart people will survive the "idiots" will be in jail or just hanged. Myself and three friends prayed to Thor and Albuquerque has so much rain the nits stopped bitching about the drought and are now bitching about their yards flooding,The gods and agoddesses are still out there and we will survive, zombies or not. :-)  

radio / music stations

AS a Norse / Ceremonial Warlock my music is not rand B. I like metal. I have seen Metallica 3 times. Ozfest twice. I have all Kitties albums, and yea the new Black Sabbath cooks. Lita ford is still the hottest metal woman in my universe. Joan Jett still makes me hot. But I really recommend Pandora Radio. it is a free app, it costs if you do not want commercials, which I do want it anchors me to Middlert. you can go in and choose a radio station I chose Viking radio, in the metal group, EVERY SONG KICKS. not all are in English, but then I like Rammstien a lot, they do a killer take on Snow White called "Sonne" "Dieses Lied", she spanks them and snorts gold. You can check it out on U tube, anyway check out Viking Radio, metal category on Pandora..Oh Jack the Giant-slayer.so - so. it was not really worth the $1.28 Redbox I paid, not really gritty enough for me.

money spell

Before I get into this I have another movie review the prefect chick / dude flick, your heart will break in the end the hero evolves and the "kung-fu" action is so really good all I have to say is the main star is Jet Li, the movie is the Sorcerer and the white snake. there are subtitles which wash out in the light scenes but that means nothing, committed witch / warlocks etc will really like this movie.
Now money spells. the three most petitioned spells in man kind are in this order money, love, revenge. casinos are built to push fate and chance for money, porn is to push an ideal of love and Hollywood is making countless millions in revenge images.
If you are any version of Christian forget this. Christ got after Judas for his ideals on money, he also sold out Christ for silver money. Don't bother with the King Solomon  that was old Testament, You are living in the new dispensation. a money spell may get you a job but it will not be from you calling on Jesus, in his words he has gone to be with his father and has left you his spirit to help, so suck it up and go work overtime.
Oh and the casinos, I sure your spirit will show favor in a building that pays in shinny silver discs, actually I think if Christians gave their change away to the homeless begging on the street it would help, the distaste of silver and all.
 The rest of you here is your formula, green, red, white candles, a clean table in a clean room, sweep with incense, Solomon seal, five finger grass and  dragon's blood, burn the incense so there is a toxic cloud of death,smoke has to get in EVERY CORNER OF THE ROOM sparse furniture, no pictures of family or friends ( their energy may be adverse to your spell work)set the candle at each corner corresponding with the same elements and direction, leave the incense burning even when it goes out leave it. only change ANYTHING when you feel the spell has occurred.A image of your God or Goddess on the alter, if you do not believe in Gods or Goddesses a picture of your Hero, Batman, Wonder woman, whoever,
and oh put your finest on the alter not just anything. draw a pentagram in the center put a silver coin at each point the lines intersect. once you have done this take a bath, add salt Pete to the water and think about your bank account and wallet. sit in the water based on your holy number , in the Norse it would be 3, 6, 9 minutes etc.put on cloths with the same colors as the candles or do not dress at all.
feeling sexually aroused is a good sign. However this is not sex magik, do not touch anyone.
say out loud what you want, and say it like you mean it, declare it while lighting the candles in the order of your faith, if it is in the Norse and you worship Freyja you would start in the west. when you finish make sure anyone in the house does not defile the alter. keep the words you spoke in the water constantly on your mind and lips. visualization and belief are the keys.
think of this like you are looking for a job. and believe in it like you would believe you will find a job.

Look what a insane daddy did

When you get old, 50s and you realize life is good just dotted with jerk-offs, have fun..I am having more fun now than any time in the past. Why because I am around people who are as mental as me, So when the police wants to swab your cheek for DNA...guess what cheek they should see.

Movie review for Witches and Warlocks

I have probably recommended Hansel and Gretel Witch hunters, it is now out on DVD unfortunately the extended version is only on blue ray. However BUY IT ANYWAY !!! great family fun and the pricks really get it, the guy who was Hawk-eye in the Avengers is in it.The woman who was in Clash of the titans plays Gretel and the french villain who was into torture in The Brothers Grimm is the head villain and he has aged very well he has put on weight, but it suits him really good, rock in special effects and 90% of the fight scenes are between men and women but they are THE BEST  fights I haves ever seen, the stunt women in the movie FUCK IN rock. if this movie is not in your collection..lighten up. Now Beautiful Creatures is a witch coming of age movie and is really good, it should be in your collection next to The Craft. Jeromy Irons is  great as the head of the clan, how the "evil" witch manipulate men and young boys is very accurate and the black woman who plays a medium is perfect for today. The premise is how we can not date mortals. I have a problem sitting through movies where they are based in the deep south but between the movie look and only the fanatic Christians have that heavy "corn-pone" accent. Makes it easy to watch, I could not work with it running in the background, VERY sexy but you see no skin. The story line is a lot like Carrie 2. Definitely worth the $1.20 red box charges to rent it.Run do not walk $14.99 for Hansel and Gretel no excuse not to have it.