radio / music stations

AS a Norse / Ceremonial Warlock my music is not rand B. I like metal. I have seen Metallica 3 times. Ozfest twice. I have all Kitties albums, and yea the new Black Sabbath cooks. Lita ford is still the hottest metal woman in my universe. Joan Jett still makes me hot. But I really recommend Pandora Radio. it is a free app, it costs if you do not want commercials, which I do want it anchors me to Middlert. you can go in and choose a radio station I chose Viking radio, in the metal group, EVERY SONG KICKS. not all are in English, but then I like Rammstien a lot, they do a killer take on Snow White called "Sonne" "Dieses Lied", she spanks them and snorts gold. You can check it out on U tube, anyway check out Viking Radio, metal category on Pandora..Oh Jack the Giant-slayer.so - so. it was not really worth the $1.28 Redbox I paid, not really gritty enough for me.

money spell

Before I get into this I have another movie review the prefect chick / dude flick, your heart will break in the end the hero evolves and the "kung-fu" action is so really good all I have to say is the main star is Jet Li, the movie is the Sorcerer and the white snake. there are subtitles which wash out in the light scenes but that means nothing, committed witch / warlocks etc will really like this movie.
Now money spells. the three most petitioned spells in man kind are in this order money, love, revenge. casinos are built to push fate and chance for money, porn is to push an ideal of love and Hollywood is making countless millions in revenge images.
If you are any version of Christian forget this. Christ got after Judas for his ideals on money, he also sold out Christ for silver money. Don't bother with the King Solomon  that was old Testament, You are living in the new dispensation. a money spell may get you a job but it will not be from you calling on Jesus, in his words he has gone to be with his father and has left you his spirit to help, so suck it up and go work overtime.
Oh and the casinos, I sure your spirit will show favor in a building that pays in shinny silver discs, actually I think if Christians gave their change away to the homeless begging on the street it would help, the distaste of silver and all.
 The rest of you here is your formula, green, red, white candles, a clean table in a clean room, sweep with incense, Solomon seal, five finger grass and  dragon's blood, burn the incense so there is a toxic cloud of death,smoke has to get in EVERY CORNER OF THE ROOM sparse furniture, no pictures of family or friends ( their energy may be adverse to your spell work)set the candle at each corner corresponding with the same elements and direction, leave the incense burning even when it goes out leave it. only change ANYTHING when you feel the spell has occurred.A image of your God or Goddess on the alter, if you do not believe in Gods or Goddesses a picture of your Hero, Batman, Wonder woman, whoever,
and oh put your finest on the alter not just anything. draw a pentagram in the center put a silver coin at each point the lines intersect. once you have done this take a bath, add salt Pete to the water and think about your bank account and wallet. sit in the water based on your holy number , in the Norse it would be 3, 6, 9 minutes etc.put on cloths with the same colors as the candles or do not dress at all.
feeling sexually aroused is a good sign. However this is not sex magik, do not touch anyone.
say out loud what you want, and say it like you mean it, declare it while lighting the candles in the order of your faith, if it is in the Norse and you worship Freyja you would start in the west. when you finish make sure anyone in the house does not defile the alter. keep the words you spoke in the water constantly on your mind and lips. visualization and belief are the keys.
think of this like you are looking for a job. and believe in it like you would believe you will find a job.

Look what a insane daddy did

When you get old, 50s and you realize life is good just dotted with jerk-offs, have fun..I am having more fun now than any time in the past. Why because I am around people who are as mental as me, So when the police wants to swab your cheek for DNA...guess what cheek they should see.

Movie review for Witches and Warlocks

I have probably recommended Hansel and Gretel Witch hunters, it is now out on DVD unfortunately the extended version is only on blue ray. However BUY IT ANYWAY !!! great family fun and the pricks really get it, the guy who was Hawk-eye in the Avengers is in it.The woman who was in Clash of the titans plays Gretel and the french villain who was into torture in The Brothers Grimm is the head villain and he has aged very well he has put on weight, but it suits him really good, rock in special effects and 90% of the fight scenes are between men and women but they are THE BEST  fights I haves ever seen, the stunt women in the movie FUCK IN rock. if this movie is not in your collection..lighten up. Now Beautiful Creatures is a witch coming of age movie and is really good, it should be in your collection next to The Craft. Jeromy Irons is  great as the head of the clan, how the "evil" witch manipulate men and young boys is very accurate and the black woman who plays a medium is perfect for today. The premise is how we can not date mortals. I have a problem sitting through movies where they are based in the deep south but between the movie look and only the fanatic Christians have that heavy "corn-pone" accent. Makes it easy to watch, I could not work with it running in the background, VERY sexy but you see no skin. The story line is a lot like Carrie 2. Definitely worth the $1.20 red box charges to rent it.Run do not walk $14.99 for Hansel and Gretel no excuse not to have it. 

Spreading your word, let your witchy flag fly

Yea !! The local heavy metal hard rock station had a smoker's day. They went out on the smoker's patio at the radio station and broadcasted all their 3 hours from there. they had some one from the local cigar shop come in and bring different cigars. I showed up with the list of herbs that could be smoked, and not get you high, tobbacco substitutes. I targeted the ones that had medical benefits and 2 for fun. at the end of my presentation they announced me as their official Warlock. Do this do not hide in a corner let the world know you are there only we , Witches, Warlocks, Sorcersors, Wizards and New Age  practitioners will save the world when the time comes.

Alter table

There is no reason any Witch, Warlock or New Aged anyone should not have a alter table. If you are worshipping in the Norse Reconstructionist ideal like me this is the type of alter table you should have, it shows the nine directions representing the nine elements, the nine worlds, the colors are the runic red and earth brown, your alter is where the Gods and Goddesses look. Pinch pennies elsewhere not on your alter.This alter I built and hand painted, on each leg are the runic names of the Norns, people want this table more than me.  

Sex magik is not fucking your girlfriend

OK I have this more than I want, but No you and your girlfriend for whatever number of years, or months or days or hours, some pentagrams and red candles that look like a topless Freyja, having wild intercourse is not sex magik. Go ahead try it, nothing you invoke will happen.
If it was that easy Prostitution would be legal and there would be no STDs. Period. The reason fucking your girlfriend is not sex magik is because your energy's are mingled. Like going to Starbucks buying your latte Mocha BS with whip cream. The cute girl with the nice tits is waiting on you. As you stare down her polo shirt at her cleavage she stirs up the whip cream till it is gone.
That is not how it is served.
That is why there are Doctors, Lawyers and Dentists, you can go to any drug store or online to Legal Zoom and dork around and get lucky and solve your tooth ache or law suit but eventually you will need a professional. In this case a High Priestess or priest, and big news boys just because a hot Tantric priestess or a buff Warlock walks in the door you may not be the one who she works with, male and female energies are distinct energies in nature depending on the spell depends on the person, yin yang.
That is why some plants and animals are mulitsexual and no you can not watch. She /he will come in explain the process, set up the room do the ritual with who SHE chooses and you will compensate her / him.He / she will not steal your boy friend / girl friend and will not sit around shooting the bull before or after. One word of important advice, if the Priestess / Priest comes with a partner and wants to include them DO NOT DO IT.This is a sacred rite to you, not a recreational activity! No whips no chains and your ideals on what is done is Nil. Tell your dentist when to give you a root canal.
Oh Yes all you High Priests who think this does not apply to you , big surprise! it will turn on you, because you know better- you are not above nature.