Movie review for Witches and Warlocks

I have probably recommended Hansel and Gretel Witch hunters, it is now out on DVD unfortunately the extended version is only on blue ray. However BUY IT ANYWAY !!! great family fun and the pricks really get it, the guy who was Hawk-eye in the Avengers is in it.The woman who was in Clash of the titans plays Gretel and the french villain who was into torture in The Brothers Grimm is the head villain and he has aged very well he has put on weight, but it suits him really good, rock in special effects and 90% of the fight scenes are between men and women but they are THE BEST  fights I haves ever seen, the stunt women in the movie FUCK IN rock. if this movie is not in your collection..lighten up. Now Beautiful Creatures is a witch coming of age movie and is really good, it should be in your collection next to The Craft. Jeromy Irons is  great as the head of the clan, how the "evil" witch manipulate men and young boys is very accurate and the black woman who plays a medium is perfect for today. The premise is how we can not date mortals. I have a problem sitting through movies where they are based in the deep south but between the movie look and only the fanatic Christians have that heavy "corn-pone" accent. Makes it easy to watch, I could not work with it running in the background, VERY sexy but you see no skin. The story line is a lot like Carrie 2. Definitely worth the $1.20 red box charges to rent it.Run do not walk $14.99 for Hansel and Gretel no excuse not to have it. 

Spreading your word, let your witchy flag fly

Yea !! The local heavy metal hard rock station had a smoker's day. They went out on the smoker's patio at the radio station and broadcasted all their 3 hours from there. they had some one from the local cigar shop come in and bring different cigars. I showed up with the list of herbs that could be smoked, and not get you high, tobbacco substitutes. I targeted the ones that had medical benefits and 2 for fun. at the end of my presentation they announced me as their official Warlock. Do this do not hide in a corner let the world know you are there only we , Witches, Warlocks, Sorcersors, Wizards and New Age  practitioners will save the world when the time comes.

Alter table

There is no reason any Witch, Warlock or New Aged anyone should not have a alter table. If you are worshipping in the Norse Reconstructionist ideal like me this is the type of alter table you should have, it shows the nine directions representing the nine elements, the nine worlds, the colors are the runic red and earth brown, your alter is where the Gods and Goddesses look. Pinch pennies elsewhere not on your alter.This alter I built and hand painted, on each leg are the runic names of the Norns, people want this table more than me.  

Sex magik is not fucking your girlfriend

OK I have this more than I want, but No you and your girlfriend for whatever number of years, or months or days or hours, some pentagrams and red candles that look like a topless Freyja, having wild intercourse is not sex magik. Go ahead try it, nothing you invoke will happen.
If it was that easy Prostitution would be legal and there would be no STDs. Period. The reason fucking your girlfriend is not sex magik is because your energy's are mingled. Like going to Starbucks buying your latte Mocha BS with whip cream. The cute girl with the nice tits is waiting on you. As you stare down her polo shirt at her cleavage she stirs up the whip cream till it is gone.
That is not how it is served.
That is why there are Doctors, Lawyers and Dentists, you can go to any drug store or online to Legal Zoom and dork around and get lucky and solve your tooth ache or law suit but eventually you will need a professional. In this case a High Priestess or priest, and big news boys just because a hot Tantric priestess or a buff Warlock walks in the door you may not be the one who she works with, male and female energies are distinct energies in nature depending on the spell depends on the person, yin yang.
That is why some plants and animals are mulitsexual and no you can not watch. She /he will come in explain the process, set up the room do the ritual with who SHE chooses and you will compensate her / him.He / she will not steal your boy friend / girl friend and will not sit around shooting the bull before or after. One word of important advice, if the Priestess / Priest comes with a partner and wants to include them DO NOT DO IT.This is a sacred rite to you, not a recreational activity! No whips no chains and your ideals on what is done is Nil. Tell your dentist when to give you a root canal.
Oh Yes all you High Priests who think this does not apply to you , big surprise! it will turn on you, because you know better- you are not above nature.

Guns and warlocks ??

Kith and Kin
Spare me Asatru and Vanatru with guns...it is my observation that people are more afrade of being hurt than killed, who likes a paper cut. Crack a scroll, save a braincell, dive into the history of your walk, find the weaponds of your gods and stock up on them, if it is Diana get a crossbow, I have axes and knives everywhere, oh and two dogs with big teeth...and my chickens are bitches too.

New Tattoo

I finally found a tat artist who is really good, this one speaks to my Scottish heritage through my an-sisters slave masters I am chosen as a Rune master so I combined a bit of my Viking rune attitude, sorry this post took so long but I am determining to make each Wednesday post day. Oh if you are in Albuquerque NM I am doing a Ostara ritual at the UU church on the corner of Carlisle and Comanche it will be totally Norse and include a Seith march 3oth at 6pm.

So F..in What !

My kith and Kin, Lords and Ladies
the only person you are in compettion with as a Witch,Warlock,Sorcersor, Wizard or Mayor McCheese is in the mirror. To many high whatevers do not know EVERYTHING going on in this or any state. I stood at a Asatru ritual for Skaldi and one of the people leading the rite said there were no Godi in New Mexico. However the American Vinland Association is alive and well through me who is "licenced" as a Godi with them I was anointed in 2000. Do not let anyone tell you about your walk. Wear the boots that you like, even if they hurt your feet, kiss Mother Toad if You want! anyone who tells you what is good for you is eithering kissing your hot witch ass or just tring to manipulate you.or both. If it does not feel right it is not right.!! do not walk the walk, stomp that walk. Do what you do and if someone does not like it, tuff shit. If you live by their rules you are stuck with their ideal on how things are, be you, not their ideal of you.  your dark Godi kEATH