Wednesday, March 13, 2013

New Tattoo

I finally found a tat artist who is really good, this one speaks to my Scottish heritage through my an-sisters slave masters I am chosen as a Rune master so I combined a bit of my Viking rune attitude, sorry this post took so long but I am determining to make each Wednesday post day. Oh if you are in Albuquerque NM I am doing a Ostara ritual at the UU church on the corner of Carlisle and Comanche it will be totally Norse and include a Seith march 3oth at 6pm.

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

So F..in What !

My kith and Kin, Lords and Ladies
the only person you are in compettion with as a Witch,Warlock,Sorcersor, Wizard or Mayor McCheese is in the mirror. To many high whatevers do not know EVERYTHING going on in this or any state. I stood at a Asatru ritual for Skaldi and one of the people leading the rite said there were no Godi in New Mexico. However the American Vinland Association is alive and well through me who is "licenced" as a Godi with them I was anointed in 2000. Do not let anyone tell you about your walk. Wear the boots that you like, even if they hurt your feet, kiss Mother Toad if You want! anyone who tells you what is good for you is eithering kissing your hot witch ass or just tring to manipulate you.or both. If it does not feel right it is not right.!! do not walk the walk, stomp that walk. Do what you do and if someone does not like it, tuff shit. If you live by their rules you are stuck with their ideal on how things are, be you, not their ideal of you.  your dark Godi kEATH

Friday, February 15, 2013

Aw..Shit Jane......kinda

I went to a hear Jane Espenson speak. now for thoes of you who do not know who she is, you know what she has done, you all know her work, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Galactica, Firefly..even Gilmore Girls. How ever the last title on this list is the operative one the whole hour and a half I stayed Jane spoke maybe 10 words, some Lady who is a professor at Utah State University or a University in Utah went on and on about LGBT rights and stuff in Salt Lake City. Now I am not in the LGBT thing, I am in the Consenting adults thing, and the victimless crime thing. What you do in your bed room or temple is between your partner or Kith and Kin. I want legal prostitution.I know two women I would not mind having as wives. Now on to targeted bitching and moaning, they showed a 24 minute clip from her and a fella named Brad Bell, quite the flaming gay, their enternet series called Husbands is a "flamboyant half Brady bunch" thing. I walked out for 2 reasons, 1 lack of research, they odviouly did not see Robin Willam's movie "The Bird Cage" and 2 they are odviously targeting the Flamvoyany gay population that exsists in America. From listening to them or her, not Jane, speak for over and hour it was clear to me she does not know about the military declawing DADT you can be openly gay in the military as long as it does not interfear with doing the job, hmmmm like being a witch or fundamentalist christian in the military, they also did not seem to know 9 states have allowed marrage to same sex couples. It seemed odvious to me in their world, Ex-Mormon Bell and this Professor has not spent some time outside of their world in Utah. all in all the one reference to Buffy was a question that centered why Tara was killed, Jane's anwser, best my limited IQ could understand, was they needed a event to send Willow to the dark side for two episodes,.....my favorite two incedentally, the only episodes I have on vhs. the good that came out of this is no one collected my $5.00 entry fee.and the Flamboyant gay enternet viewing audience has a sitcom that is Brady Bunch esk,....Jane.....come back to us........ 

Monday, January 28, 2013

Hansel and Greta opinion

Fellow Witches and Warlocks
Run do not walk to this movie it will fall into my chic flick section with all 3 Underworlds, Electra, Ultra Violet, etc. Ther best line in the movie is Greta's first line. they do a great job of honoring the difference betwee light (white) and dark (black) witches. and treat each equally. There are many cool examples of what a Book of Shadows should look like. and the just desert is handed out just like you want. they also honor the fantasy aspect of the original fairy tale, one warning make sure you go to a really early show, after 3pm it cost me $10.25 and $8.25 for a juinor popcorn and junior mints. definatly hit the dollar store candy isle before you go AND DO NOT BLINK DURING THE MOVIE it hops from the ist minute to the last and even during the credits...oh no kids, hot white witch naked body alert.  

Friday, January 11, 2013

Who is Paranormal Occult Inc

Who is Paranormal Occult Inc and what do we do? We are the knowlege resource between the living and the dead, spirits, enties or weirdos.We believe in everything, UFOs, Bigfoot, Greys. We have seen many Shadow People and Angels, put down Psychic Vampyres and helped others  meet their Vampire Lovers.Our background is in Ceremonial Witchcraft, Norse Magik including Runes. We have been ministers and Chairmen of the Deacon Board in the Southern Baptist Convention. We are versed in Ghost hunting, Pranic Healing, Dragon Lore, Necronomancy, Bible history and mythology and the various forms of Natural Healing, candle magik, spell work, and most forms of Mythology including Magical Creatures. We are currently studing to be a Master Gardener, and are into fitness.There is nothing that we can be asked that we find strange or funny, and we take all calls seriously. Eventhough we like to use quotes from our favorite movies do not be fooled we are not kidding, We will walk away from anyone who thinks what we do is a joke, no matter how urgent your problem is to you. we do not charge for phone consultations, and will talk freely. If we go out on a call it is $25.00 when we see your face and $25.00 each hour or part of an hour after that. Our goal is to strenth the community so you do not live in fear. Reyn til Runa..your dark Godi kEATH

Monday, December 31, 2012

New Years resolutions

Now that we have survived the Mayan Enlightenment, Zombie Apocalypse Rapture etc. it is time for whats next. My commitment to you is total transparency, I am going to take pictures of all my rituals and events to share with you in my community. I also will post SOMETHING each week. Reyn til Runa...your dark Godi kEATH

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Vampires / Vampyres / Psychic Vampyres

Yes they exist. be not fooled only 0000.1% of what the movies say is true. V-a-m-p-i-r-e-s are video game, movie creations. V-a-m-p-y-r-e-s are real and rarely are standing next to you at Walmart.
Vampyres are consentual blood drinkers and are very aware of health concerns and who they feed off of and like all paranormal creatures there are posers up to the serious practisioners.
The ones I know do not fucc around or just want sex. Do not go prancing around them.
Act like you are White in a Black community or Black in a Asian community. They have traditions and do things a certian way.
However Psychic Vampyres are the most dangerious, and are surrounding you at Walmart. they have no traditions, they do not drink blood consentually. They feed on your energy and spirit.
Except for children, anyone who always needs you or is constantly telling you their problems and no solution seems to help are tell tail signs. always asking never giving, never happy with what you do, do not want to do what you like, are Psychic Vampyers.
Sorry the ony solution is to walk away.. Just Say No., and if they jump off the top of a building ...oh well. Suicide is the usual death of a Psychic Vampyer..unfortunatily.the worst case senerio is they kill their "loved ones" or anyone who is in their "line of sight" then themselves.