Monday, January 28, 2013

Hansel and Greta opinion

Fellow Witches and Warlocks
Run do not walk to this movie it will fall into my chic flick section with all 3 Underworlds, Electra, Ultra Violet, etc. Ther best line in the movie is Greta's first line. they do a great job of honoring the difference betwee light (white) and dark (black) witches. and treat each equally. There are many cool examples of what a Book of Shadows should look like. and the just desert is handed out just like you want. they also honor the fantasy aspect of the original fairy tale, one warning make sure you go to a really early show, after 3pm it cost me $10.25 and $8.25 for a juinor popcorn and junior mints. definatly hit the dollar store candy isle before you go AND DO NOT BLINK DURING THE MOVIE it hops from the ist minute to the last and even during the credits...oh no kids, hot white witch naked body alert.  

Friday, January 11, 2013

Who is Paranormal Occult Inc

Who is Paranormal Occult Inc and what do we do? We are the knowlege resource between the living and the dead, spirits, enties or weirdos.We believe in everything, UFOs, Bigfoot, Greys. We have seen many Shadow People and Angels, put down Psychic Vampyres and helped others  meet their Vampire Lovers.Our background is in Ceremonial Witchcraft, Norse Magik including Runes. We have been ministers and Chairmen of the Deacon Board in the Southern Baptist Convention. We are versed in Ghost hunting, Pranic Healing, Dragon Lore, Necronomancy, Bible history and mythology and the various forms of Natural Healing, candle magik, spell work, and most forms of Mythology including Magical Creatures. We are currently studing to be a Master Gardener, and are into fitness.There is nothing that we can be asked that we find strange or funny, and we take all calls seriously. Eventhough we like to use quotes from our favorite movies do not be fooled we are not kidding, We will walk away from anyone who thinks what we do is a joke, no matter how urgent your problem is to you. we do not charge for phone consultations, and will talk freely. If we go out on a call it is $25.00 when we see your face and $25.00 each hour or part of an hour after that. Our goal is to strenth the community so you do not live in fear. Reyn til Runa..your dark Godi kEATH

Monday, December 31, 2012

New Years resolutions

Now that we have survived the Mayan Enlightenment, Zombie Apocalypse Rapture etc. it is time for whats next. My commitment to you is total transparency, I am going to take pictures of all my rituals and events to share with you in my community. I also will post SOMETHING each week. Reyn til Runa...your dark Godi kEATH

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Vampires / Vampyres / Psychic Vampyres

Yes they exist. be not fooled only 0000.1% of what the movies say is true. V-a-m-p-i-r-e-s are video game, movie creations. V-a-m-p-y-r-e-s are real and rarely are standing next to you at Walmart.
Vampyres are consentual blood drinkers and are very aware of health concerns and who they feed off of and like all paranormal creatures there are posers up to the serious practisioners.
The ones I know do not fucc around or just want sex. Do not go prancing around them.
Act like you are White in a Black community or Black in a Asian community. They have traditions and do things a certian way.
However Psychic Vampyres are the most dangerious, and are surrounding you at Walmart. they have no traditions, they do not drink blood consentually. They feed on your energy and spirit.
Except for children, anyone who always needs you or is constantly telling you their problems and no solution seems to help are tell tail signs. always asking never giving, never happy with what you do, do not want to do what you like, are Psychic Vampyers.
Sorry the ony solution is to walk away.. Just Say No., and if they jump off the top of a building ...oh well. Suicide is the usual death of a Psychic Vampyer..unfortunatily.the worst case senerio is they kill their "loved ones" or anyone who is in their "line of sight" then themselves.




Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Are u haunted? yes, but it depends

Are you haunter? Yes you are, there are basicly 3 enties that we encounter EVERYDAY ,in order, Spirits, Farey folk ( these are usually the sexually hot looking people standing by you at the store who disapear when they go into the parking lot, you fallow them out the door, take your eye off them, and you lose them), dwarfs and other magik folks familars. Shadow people, you see these out of the corner of your eye, yes if you see something quick out of the corner of your eye,YOU DID SEE SOMETHING. Ghosts, for any one involved in any Christian religious group they are likely a malisious entity, all the rest they are coopertive by nature, to be more clear, ghosts haunt Christians ONLY, Christ never tried to utilize spirits or ghosts for their knowlege he just cast them out, coldly, Odin, Zeus, and all the others used the dead's vast knowlege so non-christains have a repore with the dead.

Friday, November 23, 2012

Norse Jul (Yule) celebration

On December 23rd from 7pm to 9pm at the 1st Unitarian Church on the corner of Carlisle and Comanche in the Socal Hall I will be conduction a Yule Feast if any of you in Albuquerque new Mexico or the sournding area are Norse curious or would like to be a part of the event. Please come by

Friday, November 16, 2012

How to know if you are "A Chosen one"

I am chosen in the Rune magik pantheon.
Here is why.
The Runic magick number is 3 or any version.
My birth date is September (9) 3rd 1954 (5+4 =9)
I was born at 3:40am ( the third hour of the day)
I am a Virgo ( the 6th sign of the zodiac)
all socal security security numbers are set like this, the first 3 numbers and the second 2 are universal, the county and place you were born, the last 4 are unique to the indivual mine are 2664 (666 or 18 or 9).
Do your math, relize your path.and remember just because we are the "higher" life form on Middlert does not mean we are the higher life form in the multiverse.