HAppy New Year ie: my birthday

Unlike all the rest of the world my new year starts September 3rd, the day I was born, When I do my Norse ritual I love to include three things, a brag, a boast and a oath, a Brag, if any of you are in or around Albuquerque New Mexico, on September 29th is the Pagan Pride event, Bataan Park bring a can of food for the homeless. November 8th I will be doing rune readings at the 1st Unitarian church Carlisle and Comanche, then at the same place on the 9th we will be doing a arts and crafts / psychic faire same place. A boast. I was leaving my bank and the only two vehicles in the parking lot was mine and a new ford explorer with Jesus stickers on the bumpers, the windows were about 3" down. When I open my door a little yappy dog jumped up on the arm rest, scared the shit out of me. At that point I had a true evil thought.on the seat of my truck was a sports bottle with water in it. if I had squirted his little ass and the arm rest when his owners arrived they would kick his little ass, and would not realize there was no smell till well after, there were no other cars or people in the lot, a true evil thought, did no do it.. getting soft in my golden years..my oath...that will change, and I will keep you posted.